SERIOUSLY? MILTON BRADLEY?

You now, I was unequivocally vehement for the Seattle Mariners for a small whilst there. They were movin’ and shakin’ all over the place this winter.

First they signed Chone Figgins, adding a little speed and cocktail to the tip of their batting order. Also, he’s great defensively and can fool around flattering many anywhere. It’s not similar to they had to mangle the bank, either. They managed to grab the second third baseman for $36 million over 4 years with a probable 2014 option. Not bad.

Then, they nabbed a whopper: 2008 AL Cy Young Award leader Cliff Lee, who will be one half of what is expected to be one of the many torpedo one-two punches in ball along with Felix Hernandez.

The Mariners were commencement to take figure as the group to say with in the AL West.

Then they all crapped the bed. Milton Bradley you guys? Are you fooling around me? Do you not review the news, Jack Zduriencik? You’ll bewail this, buddy. Mark my words. That city slicker is loony toons. A bad egg. A decaying apple. He’ll move dysfunction to your happy family… and he’s not unequivocally which great at ball anymore, either.

Get ready to be persecuted, Seattle fans. It’s going to be your error shortly enough.

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