SEASON PREVIEWS: KANSAS CITY ROYALS

With pitchers and catchers stating to Spring Training camps this week, it’s time for one of the the one preferred things in all the world: Season Previews. Three years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and finished up as half-assed haiku. We’re usually gonna go with what we know. Continuing on with the preview of the American League Central, here have been the Kansas City Royals.

Poor Kansas City
Year after year after year
They siphon some-more and more.

Last winning season
Was two-thousand-three, and
They usually placed third.

Signed Kendall, Ankiel,
And Scott Posednik this year.
Maybe which will help.

How prolonged prior to they
Lose Greinke to the Yankees?
Cy Youngs price a lot.

At slightest fans can be
Entertained examination mascots
Detach retinas.

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